DOLLAR PUSHED UP TO .8103

THE 'POWERS' ARE PULLING ALL THE LEVERS AND PUSHING ALL THE BUTTONS ON
THE CONTROL PANEL OF POWER TO KEEP THE ECONOMIC SHIP OF STATE FROM
KEELING OVER.

THIS IS FAR MORE THAN RE-ARRANGING DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC.
THEY ARE NOW REDECORATING ALL THE FIRST CLASS CABINS ON THE UPPER DECKS
AND SEALING ALL THE PORT HOLES SO THEY CAN SURVIVE IN COMFORT WHEN THE
SHIP SETTLES ON THE OCEAN FLOOR MANY FATHOMS BELOW.

EXCEPT....

THEY FORGOT THE AIR....